samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

(via derpinmilveces)

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seselapod:

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS TO KISS YOU A LOT]

(via derpinmilveces)

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yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

(via jakebutternubs)

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eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

(via jakebutternubs)

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bcteria:

everything is a lie

rhyse:

soup is the best tbh nothing fills you up like an enormous bowl of soup and it’s not a bloaty full either it’s like a warm soothing full that hugs you from the inside

(via tidwellcornertr)

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skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

image

image

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

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lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via jakebutternubs)

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luxnplush:

bolinsbiceps:

waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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image

(via jakebutternubs)

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fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

things that are cute:

  • ur clothes
  • ur hair
  • ur smile
  • ur laugh
  • u
  • u r cute
  • have a good day cutie
  • continue being cute

(via jakebutternubs)

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via ha-ha-charade)

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via jakebutternubs)

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