nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
fabulousboyxo:

backdoorteenmom:

It’s already been done hunty

educate yourself please

FOREVER WILL I REBLOG THIS TRUTH OF WORDS 
cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 
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adamusprime:

bring me…the chosen one…

caseyanthonyofficial:

*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”

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madnutella:

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

i love will smith

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thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

(via purplealpacas)

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maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans
elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10
foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

decaffeinato:

georgeofoldvalyria:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

do Americans realise that there are more TV channels than just the BBC or

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????

ride it??

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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