waterbears:

etsy understands me

legalwifi:

you know what would look good on your face?

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(via tidwellcornertr)

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via jeannettehigginbotham)

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genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

(via queen-crispy)

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theappleppielifestyle:

fygirlcrush:

Men have written thousands of stories about how having a toxic relationship with their father has completely ruined their lives

but then make fun of girls for having “daddy issues”

ok.

 - via fygirlcrush

(via purplealpacas)

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nishlo:

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

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(via justanotherhiphopper)

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wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

(via justanotherhiphopper)

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

hellapoundcake:

Black people air bending now?Bitch black excellence on another level.

Wow

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via arandomguywithablog)

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

(Source: platwaifu, via i-acknowledge-the-1950s)

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inactiveblogger:

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

(via queen-crispy)

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