evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

(Source: evilsupplyco, via finnthehumanboyjakethedog)

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jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via tidwellcornertr)

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
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jpgay:

tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once

(via chocolatechipcorndog)

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