i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Fact: Pansexuals are known as pansexuals due to their lovely habit of using pans to make breakfast in bed as a romantic surprise for their any-gendered and/or agendered significant other.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.